{"product_id":"bad-carrot","title":"Bad Carrot","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"132\"\u003eBad Carrot – The Sassiest Root in the Garden\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"548\"\u003eTired of sweet, well-behaved veggies? Meet \u003cem data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"189\"\u003eBad Carrot\u003c\/em\u003e—the unapologetically rude, wildly expressive rebel of the plant world. Standing proud in its little terra cotta pot, this mischievous carrot sports big googly eyes, rosy cheeks, and a permanently cheeky grin... but don’t be fooled. With both middle fingers raised, Bad Carrot is here to tell the world exactly how it feels—and it doesn’t care who’s watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"765\"\u003ePerfect for your desk, kitchen, or anywhere that could use a little irreverent attitude, this 3D-printed troublemaker is a hilarious gift for anyone who loves plants with personality (and a healthy dose of sarcasm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"830\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"779\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not suitable for actual gardens or serious people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"658\" class=\"\"\u003eCredit to designer: 3DGeex https:\/\/thangs.com\/designer\/3DGeex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"658\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*This is a handmade item and minor imperfections can be found. Colors may vary slightly. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spendlove Craft Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50178011824440,"sku":"","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0940\/8754\/5144\/files\/BadCarrot_11x8.5in.png?v=1746584577","url":"https:\/\/spendlovecraftstudio.myshopify.com\/products\/bad-carrot","provider":"Spendlove Craft Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}